TRAVEL NOW!
In this month, I will lead you to go the best natural island, Pulau Langkawi.
(Source: www.langkawi.com.my)
I went Pulau Langkawi twice; it is a good place for relaxing and for your leisure travel.
So, what is the place of interest?
Dataran Lang
Dataran Lang (
Situated near the Kuah jetty, the main attraction of the square is the magnificent statue of the reddish brown eagle majestically poised for flight. According to local folklore, Langkawi derived its name from the eagle or "helang". In old Malay, "kawi" denotes reddish brown, hence, Langkawi means reddish brown eagle!
The square is beautifully landscaped and features scenic ponds, bridges, covered terraces, restaurants and barrel vaults made of bricks. Its close proximity to the sea and the soft breezes make it an ideal spot for leisurely walks and a tranquil setting for dining in the cool evenings.
The square is beautifully illuminated at night and presents a dramatic scene as you approach the island by sea. Indeed, the majestic eagle is strategically positioned to welcome visitors to Langkawi.
Last year in January, i when to Langkawi with my friends.
beautifully illuminated at night
Beaches
Pantai Kok, Pantai Cenang, Pantai Tengah, Datai and
Idyllic beaches such as Pantai Kok, Pantai Cenang, Pantai Tengah, Datai and
保險套對衛生棉說:
我很怕你開工 ,你一開工我就七天沒生意做
衛生棉對避孕套說: 我更怕你開工, !
一不小心 ,我就九個月沒生意做了!
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粽子愛上包子,兩人去開房間
包子去洗澡時,粽子趕快脫掉衣服戴上保險套,
包子出來看不見粽子,
便問:喂!糯米腸,你有看見我家的粽子嗎?
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一女子因胸小而嫁不出去,一次相親時問男方,
你嫌棄我胸小嗎?
男人問:有饅頭大嗎?
女說 : 有
成親之夜,男人衝出,跪地仰天長呼,
天啊!旺仔小饅頭!
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茶壺深愛著茶葉,表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕.
茶壺大吼:為什麼?這一切都是為什麼?
茶葉膽怯地說:「我媽說了,成天灌水的都不是好人.」
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三個吸血鬼到酒bar
一個點了 濃血
一個點了 淡血
最後一個只點了 白開水
前面兩個問他為什麼?
他拿出衛生棉說:
我有帶茶包!!!
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師: "成績單有沒給父母看?"
Eric: " 有."
師: "那為什麼家長沒有簽章?"
Eric 捲起袖子露出傷 痕纍纍的手臂: "簽在這裡."
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正在上基本教練時有一個大頭兵突然尿急,
所以就跑過去向班長說 :
" 報告班長, 我想上一號."
班長若無其事地大喊一聲:
"一號過來 , 有人想上你!"
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期末考完後, 一位漂亮的女生走進了教授辦公室.
富有磁性的嗓音說: "老師, 我今天考得不好... 如果你給我及格我願為
你做任 何事情.." 教授眼睛一亮: "妳願為我做任何事情?"
她媚態萬千 地說著: "是的! 只要你要求, 我一定答應."
教授很興奮地叫 道:"那麼! 給我用功讀書!!"
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幾個七, 八歲的小男孩決定湊錢買玩具. 七湊八湊之下湊了四百圓台幣.
"四百圓可以買什麼呢?" 其中一位問道..
"我想我們可 以去買衛生棉." 另一個回答.
"衛生棉有什麼好?" 大夥兒一齊 問他.
"我也不太清楚 不過電視上說有了它, 就可以爬山, 滑水, 打球,
溜冰,自由快樂沒煩惱."
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一 對時常吵架的夫妻,有一天又爭吵不休!
於是先生很生氣的對 太太說:
以後妳死了我一定在妳墓碑上這麼寫著『這裡躺著一 個冰冷的女人。』
太太聽了不慌不忙的說:
是嗎?那麼你 以後死了,我就在你墓碑上刻著『這個男人終於硬了。』
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某 太太在生了女孩後,不停
地求註生娘娘,希望下一胎是男孩, 結果她下一仍是女孩。
這太太不死心,仍繼續去祈求下一胎生 男孩,結果仍然生了女孩。
這太太仍不絕望,仍然繼續去求, 結果下一胎仍然是...
最 後這 太太受不了了:「我決定 了... , 我要換一間廟!」
結果這次她終於如願生了男 孩。
她的親朋好友問她:「到底是哪間的註生娘娘廟那麼靈讓 您生了男孩?」
答:「誰說我這次拜的是註生娘娘?我這次拜 的是包公!」
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如果有100個停車位......
給美國人停可 以停80輛 ; 因為美國人的車大
給德國人停可以停 100輛剛好 因為德國人最守紀律
給日本人停可以停120輛 因為日本車小
如果給台灣人停只可以停2輛 因為兩個出口各一輛
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一位病重的老人即將死去。
醫生認為已經不需要再隱瞞他的病情了,
便在巡房後來到老人的病床旁。
「你的病已經很嚴重了。」醫生告訴他。
「我相信你必然想知道事實,現在你還想見什麼人嗎?」
虛弱的老人點了點頭說:「是的!」
他用幾乎聽不見的聲音說:「我想看另一位醫生。」
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一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。
醫生問婦人說:BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊?
婦人:吃母乳!
醫生:那請你把衣服脫下來。
婦人:啊!?為什麼?
醫生:請你不用緊張,這裡是婦產科,絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。
婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣,醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸,
下摸摸,左搓搓,右揉揉。
對這婦人說:難怪BABY會營養不良,妳根本就沒有母乳嘛!
婦人:廢話!我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!Hi,i’m Wong, just wan to share some wonderful experience with you all. Hopefully can inspire u in the future and glad to share this experience to you.
Last Wednesday in the morning at 930am, I was attended an interview at Cyberjaya which company is name HolidayCity (www.holidaycity.com), one of the leading online hotel accommodation reservation service company. The company at Cyberjaya is the branch which host from
During the interview, I meet the HR executive and the business development officer which is the person interview me. From the first ever interview in my life, for sure I’m very nervous at the interview time but what I got is more than what I expected . From the interview , I can give u some tip and advise whenever u attend an interview in the future.
Here some tips:
Before interview-
1.be prepare, prepare and prepare
You need to know everything about the company that u will interview. Try to find as much as information regarding the company, and you must know which position u taking, try to find the responsibility and know how to use your knowledge and intelligence to analyze the company that you interview.
2. wearing smart
No need to explain more, MUST HAVE!
3.try to adopt the new environment
Find out the location that the officer ask for interview, look around the nearby company so you can easy go to the location or even know where you want to stay at.
During interview
1. show your manner
REMEMBER say a simple words such as good morning , thanks you etc.
2 . show your confidence, DON’T NERVOUS
What interviewer see on you is how are you gonna to convince he or she, be prepare and most important is using what you have learn or past experience apply in your interview so that you will get easy in your interview.
After interview
1. acknowledgment
remember after the interview, whenever you been hire or not, send an acknowledgement to the interviewer. Even an simple e-mail say that “Thanks to interview me”, is enough for you or the interview
Hopefully, it will give you some motivation to you before doing an interview. J